Genie lamp

If I had a genie lamp and he would grant me three wishes my first wish would be to have any type of food at any time I wanted. My next wish would be for me to be filthy rich so that I could buy a lot of something that I enjoy doing. My last wish would be for Reed to quit asking me to do the truffle shuffle in his class. I will never ever give him the pleasure of seeing me do the truffle shuffle.